So it's just as well I have a hardon for my iPhone, or I would so be first in line for this:


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To make a dogawful pun, this made me piss myself laughing:


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All my deepest fantasies finally merge together - after work I can now mow down all those obnoxious %*&£% commuters at Paddington Station with... a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle!


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